1. We do not come to meet you on time.
What would you have not had the false impression that we are serious about meeting. Wow you torment!
2. We do not kiss you on the first date.
Although it would seem, what's the difference: the first, second, that the fifty-fifth, not in mathematics because happiness.
3. We do not talk about what we have dyed hair, contact lenses, the veneers on the teeth, or silicone implants in the breast. And certainly not going to discuss in detail with you these interesting facts. Noticed? guess? the right thing would be if you save the results of scientific research with them. Professional magicians, you know, too, can not stand when the secrets of their tricks are available to the general public.
4. We do not sleep with you on a second date.
It's not that I reread the stories in my childhood, where all the cool stuff happening exactly on the third night ... But first of all, you make to pickup me, and secondly, you must have strong impression, that I am a girl with strong moral principles!
5. We do not let's go back to your home for the first time without any reason to be, even the most trifling.
Think, though that be, offer a unique drink, delicious tea varieties, "Lipton" in the bag. The temptation to offer to read the tutorial game on the bagpipes. Ask help move a refrigerator. I need some excuse for the conscience.
6. We have not called you sooner than three days after the meeting.
The idea is that you, the boy must of course to call himself. That same evening!
In an extreme case, the next day ... And, in the good, I generally do not cost in this case, to defile my manicure need to dial your number ...
Because it is unclear why you did not call.
There are three options:
a) you're dead
b) You do not like me (would be better if you died)
c) you are shy, because you're timid and unsure of yourself.
That's based on the option "to" I'll call, but no sooner than 72 hours after our meeting - I'll sit on the phone with a stopwatch, but not disgrace premature call.
7. We are not saying that you have a small penis.
At least as long as we still hope to continue our relationship. From our point of view, this recognition - it's the last frontier, the use of nuclear button - the last blast before the end of the world.
In extreme cases, we can give you something like, "Well ... it's not very big, but so wonderful!"
8. We do not admit that we can watch for many hours to pictures with naked men.
Because the men are only interested in our souls. Do not you know? I did, after all, not such a primitive organism, like some.
9. We never say, "Honey, I'm not going with you today."
Because it is not expected to continue to feast and put on her favorite yellow panties with little old ducklings. In addition, hair removal in the bikini area, I now also leaves much to be desired. I'd rather lie you what no nonsense about whether the fact that today I decided to better understand our feelings with you.
10. We're not going to have sex without a words.
Want the truth? Twice in my life, I am talking with a man who is actually experiencing uncontrollable need to yell, moan and whine. This man was my dentist. In all other cases, I could calmly and not utter a word, even experiencing a ten orgasms in a row, but you need the same to me as something you cheer! Well, in general - more than passion in the bedroom sounds, the gambling sex, but men not like to make proper sound design in bedroom. All very necessary.
11. We do not tolerate, when you take away our pants, leaving them hanging on one leg.
Immediately there is a feeling that you not treat me tenderly enough. And you are only interested in one part of my body (although, I know exactly what you're interested in, at least three ... no ... even four parts).
12. We will not do oral sex twice!
Only if you are paralyzed patient, and I am a nurse, in all other cases, the charity does not work, so I do not aspire to be good to people.
13. We do not allow you to dig into a box with our laundry.
And you would like it if I opened the hood of the car and began excitedly to wield it at random with large wrench?
14. We will not have sex, if you are watch a porn movie at same time.
I should excite you at this point, not that nasty Swedish woman. At least You must look at me! And anyway, you have now will roll neck, if you do not immediately stop staring back - come on, give me the remote!
15. It is very disgusting to ask money from you.
We prefer to abstract talk about how vile the government to force prices up again in cocktail dresses and false nails. And then hopefully, at the speed of your intellect.
