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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Why Women Are Better

1. If we marry the heir to the throne - we'll be queens.

2. If a man marry the heir to the throne - he is simply the husband of the queen.

3. President's wife is called - the First Lady. Husband of a woman president - no one!

4. We are the "fair sex".

5. We do not have to wear neckties.

6. Sitting with legs crossed does not bring us harm.

7. If we want to learn the man's profession - we will call pervoprihodtsami.

8. And if he wants to learn a profession for women - they are considered gay!

9. We are more sensitive.

10. Women who live alone - eat better.

11. We have an international day dedicated to us.

12. Our brain has the same capacity as men, although we have 6 billion neurons less ... so our neurons are more productive!

13. We are monogamous ... even if it means we have to iterate through different men in order to find the edistvennogo!

14. A visit to the gynecologist more pleasant than a visit to the doctor to examine the prostate.

15. We are always present at the birth of our children.

16. We feed the breast.

17. This is what we in our heroine's wedding!

18. We can pay attention to several things simultaneously.

19. Always know where our socks.

20. If we change - we are victims ...

21. If we change - they are cuckolds!

22. In the end it is we decide how many children to have!

23. Our mind is comparable to the mind of any man, but we look better!

24. If we kill someone and be able to prove that it made during PMS - we smegchat punishment.

25. Has anyone ever heard of the man-muse, who would inspire?

26. We live longer.

27. We are more resistant to infections and easier to endure pain.

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