A funny thing happened in one boutique.
Woman of about thirty entered the shop. Trendy, well-groomed, confident in itself. After it is woven balding man in his fifties with a gold watch on his arm. Wedding rings they are the same. So, her husband. Facial expression, as should be in women's clothing store. Gently speaking, a yearning. Woman chooses the most expensive dress, tries on his long and gradually begins to moan with pleasure. Her husband quickly gets tired of moaning and buy the dress, quietly shocked by the price. Seven thousand dollars. They leave. The next day this woman comes from a completely different man. Young, athletic, well dressed, by the way, with a wedding ring. But the other. Lover. The woman takes the exact same dress that she bought yesterday, and it starts again measured. Sellers - disciplined people, pretended not to notice. A woman starts moaning again with lust. At this time louder and more convincing. A man long range, but in the end falls off and pay 7000$.
Woman, determined gratitude, happy, kisses him on the lips and they leave. On the third day this woman came in boutique again. One. And return one of the two dresses. Receives seven thousand dollars and leaves.
Moral: Her husband is convinced that he bought the dress. Her lover is convinced that he bought the dress. No questions and jealousy:)) and women have 7000$ and expensive dress.
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