-Fine, I belief I'll get a room at the inn and see if some rest clears up whatever this is. Nine hours of tranquillity essential do it.
-Why am I sooner than disturbed... in a cabin?! I went to bed in an inn! Oh make you laugh let this be a flight of the imagination sequence.
-Well for a horrendous air you are easy on the eyes, Astrid.
-Why are the very ones perpetually murderously insane? May well you be upper of a stereotype? Go swiftly, let me spot your plan ahead for why I essential join you in the Pitch-black Brotherhood and become a full blown killer.
-WHAT?! I am Not a bit like you! You are a callous demolisher, who never stops to think about the negative effects they weigh down on folks a number of them. I, on the widely permit, accommodate a character set-up that will land me in analysis at some point.
-Also, fine we are each one callous, but you are only right such as of a worthlessness. As lizards go I'm very fairly warm-hearted.
-Don't get all territorial with me over "Grelod the Identifying mark", she was a dejected old woman with the ranks of a shell-less snail. If you, and your gentle club, were sure formally professional you would accommodate killed her long forward I sure type the municipal of Riften.
-Owe you? Connect, you're awful about this? You band to be under the impression I'm abysmal of equipment that go fall victim to in the night, the Pitch-black Brotherhood scares me about as by a long way as leprosy... slip, very I'm abysmal of leprosy, I... I largely can't think of an prepared example at the importance.
-Also, forward we maintain arguing, would you genially explain the three journey and hooded family tree you accommodate stored on the widely side of the room? It's a bit un-nerving.
-"Character for a life"? Doesn't matter what are you talking about? You be set to me to kill one of them?!
-No need to be fretful people, according to the attractive sociopath on the projection over hand over only one of you needs to die, so for two of you this is very good news.
-*deep breath* One of these poor bastards is looked-for insensible by the brotherhood and I need to physical type out which... Friggin' awesome.
-Okay, let's just accommodate a gentle chat with these family tree and physical type out which one record deserves to die... I can't think of guise less practiced to make this preference than I, well, most likely Astrid.
-Let's see... you sir, the one panicking under the headdress on the spent, any container the loon over hand over would want you dead? Sir, make you laugh pacify down, I can't spot what you're saying over the weepy. Actually, nevermind.
-On to candidate number two... Miss? MISS! Inspection yelling at me and... MISS! I'M Strenuous TO HELP! God damn it! Would you make you laugh lis.. LISTEN! Besides your dreamlike personality, can you think of any container society would want you dead? Everybody besides me?
-On to candidate three... a Catman who is say about assaulting dust women. Scarcely, I think we accommodate a affect.
-Astrid, I've made-up about this long and hard and I've significant which one deserves to die...
-*thwomp* you.
-What part of "let's snatch the dragonborn and see if he is injustice" seemed like a good idea?!
-Did you think you dragging me out of bed and into this possessed stand would make me upper satisfactory to your insane plan?! *Thwomp*
-I told you I wasn't like you! But noooooOOOooo, that wasn't enough! *thwomp* You had to mood the issue!
-And now you accommodate your reaction, your bandage ends present-day. *thwomp*
-Ok, you family tree are free to go... except you Catman *thwomp*, you're a intense bastard.
-Well, I belief you won't be needing this "Axe of Woe" anymore. I be set to your brethren will come looking for this custom... and me. Lovely, close keeps a mind brilliant like discharge unremitting manslaughter attempts.
-Get some bed-rest they said, it will do you good they said. Inane villagers...
I speculate this is what record Japanese game-shows are like.
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