Prickly SMS Mock
I am a dog,
U r a flower,
So let me stroll over u,
and giv u a shower!.
Hilarious SMS Injure
Scanning ur awareness,
10%,
20%,
50%,
100%,
Weigh up out of the frame,
Ur awareness is made up of 2 parts:
Moved out and Completely,
The Moved out part has nothing Completely,
and,
The Completely part has nothing Moved out.
Off the wall SMS Mock
See you later all and sundry,
Tell look look,
How amazing!,
Its no trickery,
Its no trick,
Make even see how agreeably,
a chimp is reading SMS.
Discrete Prickly SMS
U r 100% happy,
U r 100% nice,
U r 100% beautiful,
U r 100% sweet,
U r 100% Unintelligent,
2 beleive these faithlessness
Rude SMS
See you later this is ur mobile cellular phone,
Put on is no material problem,
Make even enviable to say,,
"get me out of ur lighten"
it stinks like hell!
Rude SMS Have a joke with
Allure is not hw u look,
Its not hw fine-looking u r,
Its not ur figur 2,
Allure is d inner self,
So change ur underwear term paper.
Slanderous SMS Have a joke with
Flare Flare passing christen,
u want kno wat u r,
And taking into account u ko wat u r,
Emotional Hospital is not so far.
Man Woman Have a joke with SMS
God made man and as a result rested.,
God made women and as a result no one rested.
Prickly Provide evidence Message
Subsequently era,
Neither will we unify,
nor will we let our babies unify.
Prickly Txt Msg
Lofty ppl talk abt ideas,
Avrg ppl talk abt relevant,
Unintelligent ppl talk abt others,
Myths never talk; they release SMS.
Rude SMS Message
I sw u on d route 2day,
U were looking so cute,
ur stroll so set alight,
My axis started singing:
Who let The Dog Out!.
The funny side SMS Message
Next is it well unluck to see a black cat?,
Next you are a mouse.
SMS Injure Message
Tell at d world reveal u,
U will c God's innovation.
Tell at the sky,
u will c God's prediction.
Tell at d mirror,
U will c God's feature of humor.
Feeling Have a joke with SMS
May our friendhsip turn into silver,
Silver into Gold bars, gold into diamonds,
And may our diamonds be interminably,
Next we will sell fifty-fifty? Ok?.
MY Older Record
I KICKED LION'S Feel,
PULLED TIGERS Shadow,
Strapped for cash CHEETAS LEG,
THREW Untruth,
INSPITE OF THESE ACHIEVEMENTS!
THE TOY Store Holder KICKED ME OUT.........
Rude SMS
A rose is alwz a rose whether its in a blonde pot or in d earthenware pot,
Vastly way u r alwz my friend whether ur frm african forest r frm local zoo!
Mock
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Delete only
"C X" -(B-):-)
ABCD Rude SMS
ABCDEFGHIJ
A=Ur'Atractive.
B=Ur'Brillant.
C=Ur'Courageous
D=Ur'Daring
E=Ur'Exellent.
F=Ur'Funny.
G=Ur'Great.
H,I,J=
See you later, I am, Being silly........gud evng
Be mad about Calculator SMS
Make a difference ur Be mad about measure
Multiplicity Be mad about [ur name] [ur lover's name]
release to:
ur father's mobile number.
he wil tel ur calculated. Try it. It's interesting!
Repartee SMS
I saw U on Blood vessel 2day.
U wer looking SO Pleasant,
Ur indicate so Divine,
Ur stroll SO Glossed,
my Spirit stared singing:
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT", who who who
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