5 Easy And Effective Ways To Bore Your Date

ONE OF THE WORST THINGS TO HAPPEN ON YOUR DATE, ESPECIALLY ON THE FIRST FEW ONES WHEN YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO IMPRESS THE LADY, IS FOR HER TO END UP YAWNING FROM UTTER BOREDOM. Similarly, boring your date is also one of the most effective ways of escaping an already horrible date, and maybe dodge a potentially clingy girlfriend. Here's Sonic Seduction's dating and relationships advice.WAYS TO BORE YOUR DATE So whether you're trying to learn how to avoid making the mistake of boring your date, or you're looking for effective ways to escape a bad date, here are 5 easy and very effective ways to bore your date: * TALK ABOUT YOUR MOST BORING EXPERIENCE. It could be the worst summer camp experience, or being trapped in a movie house when someone made a stupid fire prank, or even the time you threw up on your sister's bed for five times in one night, long childhood stories are never great an ingredient for dates. So tell her that story lengthily, in confusing chronology, and in possible the worst voice you can ever muster - trust me she'd be running away as soon as you take a break on your story. * ASK HER ABOUT INSIGNIFICANT THINGS. 'Where did you go to High School?' followed by 'Did you like your Math teacher?' followed by 'Did you at all like the colors of your High School flag?' would definitely bore her. Asking about things that are not good enough to talk about would definitely not bring up stories. So ask about the neighbor two blocks away, her algebra grade, the principal's daughter whom she hardly knows, the security guard at her office building, Weird Al - anything that wouldn't come up with a great story. Here are some dating tips from cosmopolitan.com. * TELL HER ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. Whether it's make believe or it's some weird insignificant problem you have at work or at home, talking about them on a date is a total waste of anyone's time. And that's a surefire way of boring her. I mean, seriously, who wants to talk about problems when you're supposed to be romantic and having a great time? It's just boring...very boring. * TALKING ABOUT YOUR EX. Ahh this is the bomb. The moment you drop the word 'ex' into any date conversation, you know you're in a bad spot and her attention is definitely not on you. And with her attention not on you, you're having a monologue and she's looking for a great excuse to go out even before you could get your dessert. * TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS. What better way to turn your date off and bore her with your senseless chatter than to talk about how horrible relationships can get? Of course you can always, always talk about how bad relationships are thereby announcing that you are defeating the purpose of going to a date and the fact that there's nothing to expect from you after this date. She'd be looking out for the next available guy around midway through your relationship-hate tirades anyway. See previous blog post here. Thanks