Sweet Funny Tagalog Pick Up Lines

I'm not compelled how all this started. But one particularity is for compelled, I'm kinda arched with pick up lines particularity. As far as I think of, I got to be grateful for about this outlandish, and tasteless lines just the once I watched a comedy show happening in the Philippines. This darkness witty show is called "Protect Collection". Directly, near is a piece near anywhere near we two groups, with a ambassador each. One of the infamous "fight" ambassador is known as "Boy Gather Up" (played by Ogie Alcasid).

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So funny about this man is that his pick up lines are well, sorta bewildering and it seems that it wasn't a pick up line at all. The girl, known as "Neneng B", played by Sam Multicolored, ad infinitum make this riotous and outlandish dot in the past she doesn't understand Boy Pick-up's lines. The "B" stands for "Bakit" in the past she ad infinitum ask "Bakit", translated as "Why" in English as nod for the lines of the pickapista. In the least of the samples of Boy Gather up lines are:

Boy Gather up: Kotse Ka Ba? (Are you a car?)

Neneng B: Bakit? (Why?)

Boy Gather Up: Kase.... Tang kong maging astronaut... Boom! (Coz I want to be an astronaut)

Boy Pickup: Dumbbell ka ba? (Are you a Dumbbell?)

Neneng B: Bakit? (Why?)

Boy Pickup: Kase.... MAHAL ang Parking! (Coz Parking is Expensive!) Booom!

Boy Pickup: Marunong ka bang Lumipad? (Do you be grateful for how to fly?)

Neneng B: Bakit? (Why?)

Boy Pickup: Bakit Hindi? Booom!(Why Not?)

See the connection there? Confused? You're not companion. But that's anywhere the witty part is. The way he delivered his lines, how boastful he is, thinking that he was great and how he ad infinitum win in each fight and was calculated as a Gather Up Trail Conqueror, it's really epic.

In fact, he was infamous for being as the "Impregnable Boy Gather Up". I rib out stabbing every time he is chosen as the thump having the status of his aspiring leader gave better, bound to be sickly pick up lines. The reactions from the become and his aspiring leader is effective. Here's one verification snare of this comedy segment:

As this piece became foster popular, near are some unneeded witty moves that piquancy it up level foster. Added characters sprung out. Of which, the most popular is "Boy Espousal Up". He is the one who, well, back Boy Gather Up lines up.

Samples:

"Boy Pickup: Dear ka ba? (Are you Dear)"

" Neneng B: bakit? (Why?)"

" Boy Pickup: Kasi Kilala ko si ELMER! (Coz I Make somebody's acquaintance Elmer?)"

" Neneng B: Sino si ELMER? (Who's Elmer?)"

" Boy Pickup: Kaklase ko nung cost 4... (My classmate in cost 4)"

"
Craving Stillness next....
"

" Boy Espousal Up: Henyo ka Pickup! (You're a Genius Gather up!)"

"Boy Pickup: Tang mong makakita ng MAGIC? (Do you want to see mystic)"

" Neneng B: Magic? Oo.. (Magic? Yes...)"

" Boy Pickup: That's nice!"

" -- Craving Short vacation, next.... --"

" Boy Espousal Up: Ang Lupet mo PICKUP! (You're the Man, Pick-up!)"

Being next, pick up lines became foster popular. I'm not compelled if that was just me but as far as I be grateful for, that's anywhere this all started. Expansive networking sites has been swarmed with statuses and tweets with dwell in outlandish pick up lines. The difference is that all dwell in lines make persuade, incongruent boy pick up's. In the least are used for making girls and boys feel good. They are used by suitors as well. In the least people, distinctively teenagers run these outlandish and tasteless lines as SMS and manual messages.

At home are some sickly English pick up lines:

Can I give birth to directions?

[To where?] To your peak.

Do you give birth to a BandAid?

I just scraped my segment falling for you.

Boy: Are you a dictionary?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Coz You gave meaning to my life

Boy:Are you religious?

Girl: Why?

Boy: transport you're the reveal to all my prayers.

I'm a bee

Can you be my honey?

Source: Pickuplinesgalore

For sickly and scruffy pinoy pick up lines, happening are some samples.

Boy: Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

Boy: Pa-picture tayo?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Para madevelop tayo

Boy: Pinaglihi ka bas a keyboard?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Kasi Compassionate kita

Boy: Ibibili kita ng salbabida

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Kasi baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko

Source: Gamerzconsole

But not all pick up lines are sickly. Current funny and satirical ones too.

Tao ka ba?

Bakit?

Naninigurado lang!

TANGA ka ba?

Bakit?

Halata naman eh!

PADER ka ba?

Kasi ang tigas mo na, ang KAPAL mo pa!

List ka ba?

Kasi ang KAPAL mo!

Irritable BIRD ka ba?

Ang sarap mo kasing ihagis!

Source: Tagalong Gather up lines

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