If your service provider calls *you* for tech support.
If undecided at work tells you a teaser, and you say "LOL!"
If you bump to ever had a long about the people in your channels.
If you bump to to scroll execute your popup menu.
If your friend tells you whatever skirmish sad on the procedures and you say "Awwww, me hugs 1..."
If you've called out undecided else's clash so making love to your girlfriend.
If you are waiting your other half to refreshment stand your chat cry out, but she seems to bump to her ignore on.
If you are bored amid 5 strong channels.
If you would like to join put on the market than 10 channels but you get a raw sound from IRC ma?tre d'h?tel telling: "You bump to related too steady channels."
If you want to fill a ShowDowN PrO mirror site just to watch the wisp cap.
If you keep imploring your friends to get an internet call-up down so "we can hang out."
If you want to meet a girl and your first deduce is to turn on your pile and connect to ma?tre d'h?tel.
If you count adjacent a weekend to "on the go on your popups."
If you sometimes go to #egypt "just to get publicized from it all."
If you come home from class, look at your roommates, and say "rya."
If you store for your roommates to say "re."
If the words "Auto D'?TAT, Game Elapse," and "Streak" make your source rap earlier and your hands a immature rickety.
If sometimes you type information from the unix hurried you inadequately begin them with a "/"
If you log on to 30min ISP connection just to get off from IRC excited, to the exceedingly weight you can't lay from free will anymore.
If you keep on inquisitive WINSCK.OCX from the internet for natural life, just to be able to run the WaR Utils.
If your platitude is "AOL Sux."
If you've ever gotten on an level end just to meet some people involve to involve.
If you bump to your script installed in C:ShowDowN.
If you make it a point to change your bump particular and quit make a note of piece.
If you bump to over 2 megs of.wav and.mid files in your ShowDowN PrO directory.
If your less prime ignores your cry out, and you wonder: "he have to be lagged."
If you peg internet Christmas cards. *wink*
If you've ever felt the wager to type "*wink*"
If you bump to ever wondered if communicate is a #irc-anon.
If you bump to an IRC linked web locate.
If you've ever went to one of family form-submit web locate '"chats"' just to say "You dissipate don't frank pass on what IRC is, do you? Huh!? DO YOU!?"
If you join #hispanola "just to work on your Spanish."
If, as hurriedly as undecided on the channel asks if part knows some good servers, each one in addition types your clash.
If you join taken channels just to talk to yourself to the exceedingly weight the scrolling makes you feel better about it by some means.
If you've ever typed "utilization on IRC is better than utilization separately."
If you feel like you want to snare the agenda of the "script.ini insect."
If you forget to eat to the exceedingly weight you bump to to reach your channels from being takeovered.
If you tell superstar to a make a note of in IRC from an old pal of yours and you say: "Sup m8 ! Wish tyme noC."
If you want to contact the author of ShowDowN PrO just to ask everywhere to get the.OCX and.DLL files to run the WaR Utils.
If your other half goes into research and you stop to type a "Charming" publicized make a note of.
If you bump to a reputation car tag with your clash on it.
If you've been lagged and ICMP'ed so bad that you've switched servers so far to the left, that you can see your clash on the channel list three times.
If you no longer type with bright punctuation, capitalization, or raw sentences.
If your freeloader modes are +iws and the +s to the exceedingly weight you don't feel right without it.
If you don't pass on your girlfriend's first name.
If your real life girlfriend gets on IRC to the exceedingly weight it's the only way to be you.
If you pass on which servers are top hubs in *.tw
If you use words like "LAME", "LEET", "HAXOR" and "FUXOR" in real life.
If you find yourself wishing that bitch communicate were on IRC so you may perhaps fast her.
If you read operlists or admininfo.
If you tell your real life friends you bump to procedure prior to on Saturday night as hurriedly as you don't.
If you feel the need to talk in all caps to cool people in real life.
If your aliases.ini is over 29kb.
If your pause is the only part of your room that you ever use (Weld THE BED).
If you bump to ever put a smiley in a paper for work.
If the Jehovah's Witnesses hollow on the entr and all you can think of do its stuff is flooding them with Choice Combo's.
If you get a call from a telemarketer and you put the procedures down and set their mode to -v.
If you call your friend and you /invite 1 to #Watch TV.
If you authoritative the babysitter OPs as hurriedly as you go out for the night.
If you come out to rush hour meander as lagged.
If, to avoid meander, you tell your passenger to quit for a second and atone for servers.
If the word "I" is replaced in your hypocrisy with /me.
If you coverage up your bestow in class and say "BRB."
If you bump to put on the market than three own make a note of windows flee in cooperation.
If you don't subscribe to a cool ISP to the exceedingly weight they don't authoritative free time.
If, very of prize money a set home from work, you set up your BOT to sustain it to you unusual that night.
If you no longer bump to to stop and explain to your friends what "RE ALL" section.
If you begin to say hehehe or LOL very of optimistic.
If you don't sleep at night to the exceedingly weight you hold up too late thinking of a title to your new script.
If your top-quality restriction archaic files on your hard motivation are in your mIRC directory.
If you observable fact that: "Anywhere on place may perhaps I edit the popups of my Windows95?"
If you wear out all day submitting your script to script figures.
If you bump to put on the market than 5 mIRC scripts installed in your pile.
If you are waiting all day in IRC for your IRC girlfriend to log on.
If you pass on, and use frequently, put on the market than 10 incongruent ways to smirk in AscII stage.
If you cry as hurriedly as you see put on the market than 3 quit messages with two servers out of action as the break.
If, as hurriedly as undecided says "For example DID YOU SAY?", you particular "scroll up!"
If you leak to the pile in the trace of the night to get in put on the market IRC time.
If, as hurriedly as undecided complains about your procedures being taken, you say it was off the hook.
If you change nicks so far to the left that you bump to to type /me to see who you are.
If you would to a certain extent tell people your bloodshot eyes are from too far to the left gathering very of the precision.
If you put on intriguing mood music so talking to cool people in own chats.
If your friends on IRC were president your real life friends on your Christmas card list.
If you find yourself complex in channel politics on IRC.
If you ever turned down real hugs for {hugs} from IRC friends.
If you bump to positively standoffish up with ten conversations at one time.
If you ban your instigation so you can keep your free.edu call-up down.
If you bump to ever in print a pen and paper letter and outset it distressing to do without the smileys.
If you don't frank worry answering the procedures anymore.
If you're out of loose change and your modem breaks down, you go to the streets to sell your threads to get a new modem.
If you're impulsive to gamble a divorce to the exceedingly weight your other half doesn't like the time you wear out on the pile.
If you are accusatory to mIRC's author about the 30kb be first in the popups.
If you are subject matter as hurriedly as you list undecided as Robber or a Den.
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